Mar. 3rd, 2010

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Day 1 Ooooh, a new topic. Breaking the Fast? I can do a lot with this one, it's gonna be fun!

Day 2 
I could post awesome pancake recipes, or do a little dance about bacon and eggs, I could--

Day 3 
Yes, I'll get to it right after this mound of homework, picking up the extra shift at work, picking my goldfish up from school and thoroughly flossing my toenails.

Day 4 
That's it! I'm gonna sing a song about the time they closed the whole highway near my house during fourth of July weekend and every street in town was bumper to bumper. Get it...BRAKING the fast? No? Hokay, maybe not...

Day 5  
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