By Mythological Mimi
Dear Mythological Mimi-
Not long ago, my dear Great Aunt Betty passed away. While I wasn't particularly close to her, we did share a love of rainbows, puppies and sparkles. I assume this commonality was behind her reasoning to will me her beloved collection of unicorns. However, I find myself completely at a loss when it comes to what to do with them. I don't have any flaxen haired maidens at hand, nor any honorable knights searching for quest. I'm completely at a loss! Should I bite the bullet and toss them in the thrift shop bin?
Nonplussed in Nantucket
Unicorns, long since known for a top notch source of antidotes, aphrodisiacs, and dragon defense have sometimes been considered quaint, outmoded or even imaginary in today's world. Well...bah on them! Here, I have collected just a few modern and everyday uses for unicorns:
Impressing your boss!
Impressing your grandma!
Impressing your dog!
Readers with more helpful unicorn tips may write (delivered by owl, fairy or intergalactic starcraft only please!) to:
777 Cottingley Way
Ham-on-Rye, Opensmouth 12345
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