Engrish is the -best-. My friend bought a vegetable peeler a few years ago that came with an instruction manual that was -classic-. I still have the email some where ...

Attention: Please at the time of dismantling wrappingly, be careful and do not run into the knife blade, because of for the wound hand easily.

The handle is placed in to slip away the slippery appearance descend (oil, water, wash away dirt etc.) to please do not make use.

Descend to please do not use at the appearance that transformed.

Yeah, what?!