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Hokay, it's already been a while since Hogsmeade but I've alwaaaays done a Hogsmeade dump soooo! XD

( waaarning: something cracky this way comes (and it may break yr bandwidth!) )

Whewww. And that's just the graphical thingies! Writings'll come in other posts.

Btw, though? Where's all the Hogsmeade dump posts this term? I wanna see what my awesome h_e'rs did! >< and prollly stalk some of those awesome entries that didn't place!

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Aaaaand here's my Hogsmeade fic-dump! Sorry for all the spams! -__-

If you see any mistakes or just wanna say anything at all, plz do! Mosta these were written with toooo much sugar and toooo little sleep. >>;

Title: Nine Things Lord Voldemort Hates: Death Eater Edition
Characters: Voldie & the usual gang
Word Count: 100 on the nose
Rating: PG for ...mild baby eating. >>;
Note: sdjkhfkj written for hogsmeade_elite. Got 2nd in Prophet writers. I WUZ IMPERIUS'D, I SWEARRRR...

( Malfoy's curious trait of always smelling like baby powder and butter. )

Title: Try Blowing Out The Cartridge Again, It Worked Last Time!
Characters: UH...MARIO. AS IN SUPER MARIO, OF THE MARIO BROHERS. >>;
Word Count: 541
Rating: Gee!
Note: Written for hogsmeade_elite for contest to write a cover letter for a non-HP person to get a Hogwarts job! Influence of sugar, insomnia and 2nd place, somehow! 0_o

( To his Honorable Headmastership Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore )

Title: Squibbity McSquibbers
Characters: Harry & Hermione & Ron & Hagrid & H_E inside drama joke jkhjkd Hokay, you might need to read Fandom Wank to get this one. >>;
Word Count:704
Rating: PG for ...Mild Thestral-related gore
Note: Tied for 3rd in a hogsmeade_elite contest.

( What's a... sackurmim? )

Title: The Squib and His Cat
Characters: Mrs. Norris & Filch (ZOMG THERE WERE LIKE 384743 ENTRIES FOR THESE TWO, YAY MIND-MELD)
Word Count:150
Rating: W for wibbly.
Note: Written for drabble-and-a-half-sentence-only-contest in hogsmeade_elite Got 2nd in Prophet writers!

( It's the worst for the ones who don't get the letter... )