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Aaaaand here's my Hogsmeade fic-dump! Sorry for all the spams! -__-

If you see any mistakes or just wanna say anything at all, plz do! Mosta these were written with toooo much sugar and toooo little sleep. >>;

Title: Nine Things Lord Voldemort Hates: Death Eater Edition
Characters: Voldie & the usual gang
Word Count: 100 on the nose
Rating: PG for ...mild baby eating. >>;
Note: sdjkhfkj written for [livejournal.com profile] hogsmeade_elite. Got 2nd in Prophet writers. I WUZ IMPERIUS'D, I SWEARRRR...

Malfoy's curious trait of always smelling like baby powder and butter. )

Title: Try Blowing Out The Cartridge Again, It Worked Last Time!
Characters: UH...MARIO. AS IN SUPER MARIO, OF THE MARIO BROHERS. >>;
Word Count: 541
Rating: Gee!
Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hogsmeade_elite for contest to write a cover letter for a non-HP person to get a Hogwarts job! Influence of sugar, insomnia and 2nd place, somehow! 0_o

To his Honorable Headmastership Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore )
Title: Squibbity McSquibbers
Characters: Harry & Hermione & Ron & Hagrid & H_E inside drama joke jkhjkd Hokay, you might need to read Fandom Wank to get this one. >>;
Word Count:704
Rating: PG for ...Mild Thestral-related gore
Note: Tied for 3rd in a [livejournal.com profile] hogsmeade_elite contest.

What's a... sackurmim? )

Title: The Squib and His Cat
Characters: Mrs. Norris & Filch (ZOMG THERE WERE LIKE 384743 ENTRIES FOR THESE TWO, YAY MIND-MELD)
Word Count:150
Rating: W for wibbly.
Note: Written for drabble-and-a-half-sentence-only-contest in [livejournal.com profile] hogsmeade_elite Got 2nd in Prophet writers!

It's the worst for the ones who don't get the letter... )
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Title: French Desserts
Rating: C for positively utter crack! May melt ur brains!
Characters: DRACO/D...D...DOBBY! DDD:
Notes: Placed first in a [livejournal.com profile] quills_elite contest. GOSH THIS IS TEH CRACKIEST CRACK I EVA DID WRITE. if you see any mistakes, plz to bark at me. I was totally distracted by the Oscars when I wrote this. XD

It had started, as these things sometimes do, over the affections of a lady. )
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Title: Dirigible Plums
Characters:The Lovegoods
Word Count:654
Rating:G (and mebbe a big sloppy S for sad ;~;)
Note:Placed first in a [livejournal.com profile] quills_elite contest.

It was the last thing she ever said to him. And he doesn't know what to make of it. )
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wkjfh WHEW

Hokay. I FINALLY used my fanfiction.net thingie.

Mebbe I took over the Harry Potter section for a bit, 'cause I think I pretty much EVERYTHING up in one go. I didn't know I wrote so much! o_o I think even some stuff up there I didn't even put up *here!*

http://www.fanfiction.net/~theunstoppablehugmachine

If you have one, tell me & I'll friend you! Oh & and if you wanna leave reviews, you can do that even without an account!

Does anybody use anything other websites for HP fanfiction?
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I think I found something I haven't posted here! XD

This is from TWO! Hogsmeades ago, I think. >>

TITLE: Merman
CHARACTERS:Luna Lovegood, Xeno Lovegood...Olympic swimmer Micheal Phelps! XD
PAIRING: Nada, zilch!
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 200ish
NOTE: Written in [livejournal.com profile] hogsmeade_elite for a Hogwarts character + Olympics event contest. I think it placed 2nd?

In the second lap Michael Phelps first noticed tingling in his toes... )
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TRUFAX # 986i8798: Cat has been a slacker over at [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_elite this term! hokay, well pretty much not entering every contest evar feels like slack after last term XD kkjfhsdfdgkjdhf BUT! CAT CANNOT RESIST THE LURE OF WRITING CRACKY FAKE!WIZARDING-WORLD BOOKS!

TITLE:
The BWAHA Institute for Villainy Presents the 1,958th Annual Training Workbook For Dark Lords And Associated Henchmen
PAIRING: Nada, zilch!
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 734
NOTE: Written for [livejournal.com profile] prohet_elite's period theme of "magical jobs".

Read more... )
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TITLE: Twin Beds
CHARACTERS: Molly Weasley
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING:G
NOTES:Here's an ickle drabble I made for [livejournal.com profile] quills_elite. Placed 1st in Prophet Writers. (GOSH, I STILL FEEL FUNNY SAYING THAT BUT JHSDLJLSAD IT'S FOR THE RECORDS) Comments, crits, critters and clitter are all love.

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There were still two beds in that room.
Read more... )
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asdhkskdhkjshd. It occurs to me that perhaps I should start posting my fic outside of super-locked H_E if I want peeps to read it. *^^* 'N FOR THE REKKID, I DO!

TITLE:High Skies
CHARACTERS: Fred Weasley II and Original!Fred Weasley gen
RATING:G
WORD COUNT: 1134
NOTES: Ur feedbax is always ♥ 'cause nobody can bring it quite like u.

Fred's first broom was nothing more than a second-hand Comet 360, but all the same he'd earned every ruddy straw of it himself, working all summer in his Dad's shop til he'd shuffled off enough Skiving Snackboxes to shut down Hogwarts... )

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