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Aaaaand here's my Hogsmeade fic-dump! Sorry for all the spams! -__-

If you see any mistakes or just wanna say anything at all, plz do! Mosta these were written with toooo much sugar and toooo little sleep. >>;

Title: Nine Things Lord Voldemort Hates: Death Eater Edition
Characters: Voldie & the usual gang
Word Count: 100 on the nose
Rating: PG for ...mild baby eating. >>;
Note: sdjkhfkj written for hogsmeade_elite. Got 2nd in Prophet writers. I WUZ IMPERIUS'D, I SWEARRRR...

( Malfoy's curious trait of always smelling like baby powder and butter. )

Title: Try Blowing Out The Cartridge Again, It Worked Last Time!
Characters: UH...MARIO. AS IN SUPER MARIO, OF THE MARIO BROHERS. >>;
Word Count: 541
Rating: Gee!
Note: Written for hogsmeade_elite for contest to write a cover letter for a non-HP person to get a Hogwarts job! Influence of sugar, insomnia and 2nd place, somehow! 0_o

( To his Honorable Headmastership Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore )
Title: Squibbity McSquibbers
Characters: Harry & Hermione & Ron & Hagrid & H_E inside drama joke jkhjkd Hokay, you might need to read Fandom Wank to get this one. >>;
Word Count:704
Rating: PG for ...Mild Thestral-related gore
Note: Tied for 3rd in a hogsmeade_elite contest.

( What's a... sackurmim? )

Title: The Squib and His Cat
Characters: Mrs. Norris & Filch (ZOMG THERE WERE LIKE 384743 ENTRIES FOR THESE TWO, YAY MIND-MELD)
Word Count:150
Rating: W for wibbly.
Note: Written for drabble-and-a-half-sentence-only-contest in hogsmeade_elite Got 2nd in Prophet writers!

( It's the worst for the ones who don't get the letter... )

Title: Dirigible Plums
Characters:The Lovegoods
Word Count:654
Rating:G (and mebbe a big sloppy S for sad ;~;)
Note:Placed first in a quills_elite contest.

( It was the last thing she ever said to him. And he doesn't know what to make of it. )

I think I found something I haven't posted here! XD

This is from TWO! Hogsmeades ago, I think. >>

TITLE: Merman
CHARACTERS:Luna Lovegood, Xeno Lovegood...Olympic swimmer Micheal Phelps! XD
PAIRING: Nada, zilch!
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 200ish
NOTE: Written in hogsmeade_elite for a Hogwarts character + Olympics event contest. I think it placed 2nd?

(  In the second lap Michael Phelps first noticed tingling in his toes... )

TITLE: Twin Beds
CHARACTERS: Molly Weasley
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING:G
NOTES:Here's an ickle drabble I made for quills_elite. Placed 1st in Prophet Writers. (GOSH, I STILL FEEL FUNNY SAYING THAT BUT JHSDLJLSAD IT'S FOR THE RECORDS) Comments, crits, critters and clitter are all love.

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There were still two beds in that room.
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