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hug_machine) wrote2010-03-31 05:20 pm
hug_machine) wrote2010-03-31 05:20 pm
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Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker.
romania craigslist > housing > room/share wanted
Looking for a NON-ANEMIC Roommate (Transylvania)
I've had enough of these low platelet producing phonies. I'm looking for a reliable, stable and lively individual to invite me into their home go halfsies on the rent, cable and pinewood polishing bills. Prefer a place with convenient access to both a belfry and a graveyard. A private room with a window with billowing curtains and a good view of the full moon is a must. Looking to spend 900 per month, but if you're the right type (AB+), I'll consider more. I work during the night, so you'll want to be a sound sleeper as you expose your milky, unsheathed neck to the pale shine of moonlight.
Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker
romania craigslist > housing > room/share wanted
Looking for a NON-ANEMIC Roommate (Transylvania)
I've had enough of these low platelet producing phonies. I'm looking for a reliable, stable and lively individual to invite me into their home go halfsies on the rent, cable and pinewood polishing bills. Prefer a place with convenient access to both a belfry and a graveyard. A private room with a window with billowing curtains and a good view of the full moon is a must. Looking to spend 900 per month, but if you're the right type (AB+), I'll consider more. I work during the night, so you'll want to be a sound sleeper as you expose your milky, unsheathed neck to the pale shine of moonlight.
Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker
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"but if you're the right type (AB+), I'll consider more. "
This one made my egg crack up a bit...:)
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"I watch you sleep through your window. I watch you undress through your window. I watch you shower through your window. I watch you ************ through your window. I'm obsessed with you Bella. I love you so much..."
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