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Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker.




romania craigslist > housing > room/share wanted

Looking for a NON-ANEMIC Roommate (Transylvania)


I've had enough of these low platelet producing phonies. I'm looking for a reliable, stable and lively individual to invite me into their home go halfsies on the rent, cable and pinewood polishing bills. Prefer a place with convenient access to both a belfry and a graveyard. A private room with a window with billowing curtains and a good view of the full moon is a must. Looking to spend 900 per month, but if you're the right type (AB+), I'll consider more. I work during the night, so you'll want to be a sound sleeper as you expose your milky, unsheathed neck to the pale shine of moonlight.

Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker

a picture of a young man photographing himself in the mirror...except he's totally invisible and we just see his shirt and a camera!

Date: 2010-04-01 04:22 pm (UTC)
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LOL. I love your posts week after week, darlin'. They're so much fun.

Date: 2010-04-02 05:20 am (UTC)

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