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Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker.




romania craigslist > housing > room/share wanted

Looking for a NON-ANEMIC Roommate (Transylvania)


I've had enough of these low platelet producing phonies. I'm looking for a reliable, stable and lively individual to invite me into their home go halfsies on the rent, cable and pinewood polishing bills. Prefer a place with convenient access to both a belfry and a graveyard. A private room with a window with billowing curtains and a good view of the full moon is a must. Looking to spend 900 per month, but if you're the right type (AB+), I'll consider more. I work during the night, so you'll want to be a sound sleeper as you expose your milky, unsheathed neck to the pale shine of moonlight.

Please, no garlic lovers or Catholic priests. And if your name is Bella? Get back to Forks, you stalker

a picture of a young man photographing himself in the mirror...except he's totally invisible and we just see his shirt and a camera!

Date: 2010-03-31 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdoug.livejournal.com
Oh that is so clever!

Date: 2010-03-31 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com
hahahahaha! Funny!

Date: 2010-04-01 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittenboo.livejournal.com
haha very creative!

Date: 2010-04-01 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onda-bianca.livejournal.com
Fun!

"but if you're the right type (AB+), I'll consider more. "

This one made my egg crack up a bit...:)

Date: 2010-04-01 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
You are the zaniest, Cat!

Date: 2010-04-01 04:49 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shadowwolf13
*laugh* Awesome! :)

Date: 2010-04-01 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beautyofgrey.livejournal.com
LOL. I love your posts week after week, darlin'. They're so much fun.

Date: 2010-04-01 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdoug.livejournal.com
I thought it was Edwards that was the stalker, though.

"I watch you sleep through your window. I watch you undress through your window. I watch you shower through your window. I watch you ************ through your window. I'm obsessed with you Bella. I love you so much..."

Date: 2010-04-01 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolatrouge.livejournal.com
Brilliant. Love it. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Date: 2010-04-02 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixie117.livejournal.com
Cute as always :)

Date: 2010-04-02 07:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] connie
So have you gotten any interesting responses? :D

Date: 2010-04-02 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lawchicky.livejournal.com
Hehehe- very cute!

Date: 2010-04-02 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agirlnamedluna.livejournal.com
Where do you keep coming up with these things?! LOL

Date: 2010-04-03 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mstrobel.livejournal.com
XD brilliant!! (and I am listening to vampire musicals right now so I am even more in the right mood to love this too XD)

Date: 2010-04-03 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joeymichaels.livejournal.com
Ha! Fabulous!

Date: 2010-04-03 01:31 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-04-03 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talonkarrde88.livejournal.com
:P to the Twilight reference. :P I say.
Edited Date: 2010-04-03 06:40 pm (UTC)
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