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hug_machineBy Mythological Mimi
Dear Mythological Mimi-
Not long ago, my dear Great Aunt Betty passed away. While I wasn't particularly close to her, we did share a love of rainbows, puppies and sparkles. I assume this commonality was behind her reasoning to will me her beloved collection of unicorns. However, I find myself completely at a loss when it comes to what to do with them. I don't have any flaxen haired maidens at hand, nor any honorable knights searching for quest. I'm completely at a loss! Should I bite the bullet and toss them in the thrift shop bin?
Nonplussed in Nantucket
Dear Nonplussed,
Unicorns, long since known for a top notch source of antidotes, aphrodisiacs, and dragon defense have sometimes been considered quaint, outmoded or even imaginary in today's world. Well...bah on them! Here, I have collected just a few modern and everyday uses for unicorns:
Ring Toss!
Impressing your boss!
Cocktail Pick!
Impressing your grandma!
Narwhal impersonation!
Impressing your dog!
Readers with more helpful unicorn tips may write (delivered by owl, fairy or intergalactic starcraft only please!) to:
Mythological Mimi
777 Cottingley Way
Ham-on-Rye, Opensmouth 12345
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Date: 2010-03-26 03:53 am (UTC)